Athmane

Athmane is the type of guy to not go on Urban Dictionary and write lies about you after he doesn't hang around with you no more. In truth Athmane is a laid back and charismatic guy. he is often referred to as smart and hilarious, and in case your wondering is fully equipped.

Women 1: "Athmane is my ideal kind of man"
Women 2: "I know right, I already gave him my number"

by B.D.E October 22, 2018

asthma

Asthma is a serious disease found in many people, fat or thin, nerdy or cool - some of the top atheletes in the world suffer asthma and take medication before they participate in their atheletic events.

Suffered by millions in the world, asthma is a chronical disease to the respiratory system and can be triggered by almost anything: cold air, allergens, cold food, and/or certain enviroments.

Treating asthma can vary from a simple inhaler medication (ASMOL Inhaler), a flixotide inhaler (is a preventer, and helps prevent serious asthma attacks), liquid asmol misted by a nebuliser (comes in larger doses) many other types of anti-biotics and the immune steroid, Prednislone, and Prednisolone.

Prednislone is an immune steroid, which effects a vast area of the immune system, you could almost say all of it.
Prednislone is severely dangerous if mis-used and can kill you.
Patients who take prednislone for longer than 7 days must slowly reduce the dose untill they have weeded their body off the drug, it replaces the bodies natural steroids and with the source of these steroids instantly dropping, your body would stop functioning correctly, possibly causing many life-threatening diseases.

Side effects of the drug include:
---Major
• depression, mania, or other psychiatric symptoms
• unusual fatigue or weakness
• blurred vision
• abdominal pain
• peptic ulcer
• infections
• painful hips or shoulders
• osteoporosis
• acne breakouts
• insomnia
• reduced libido

---Minor
• weight gain
• Stretch Mark
• facial swelling
• nervousness
• acne
• rash
• increased appetite
• hyperactivity
(thanks to wikipedia for the side effects)

Son: Mom, I think I'm getting asthma.
Mom: We need to take you to a doctor straight way. He'll give you a prescription for flixotide and some ventolin nebules.
Son: Thanks mum.

by Stephen Mills December 24, 2008

Love Asthma

The feeling of breathlessness one gets when a romantic gesture is made. Nothing can be done to stop the feeling which is likened to a gas canister exploding in the chest.

Once you have 'Love Asthma' nothing can be done to cure this feeling - it will hit you from time to time, rendering you useless and unable to carry out normal day-to-day activities.

Jimmy: 'You are the single most beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent, witty girl in the entire world and I really cant wait until you're my wife'

Lulu: 'Now I have Love Asthma'

by StJimmyL March 1, 2010

Your City Gave Me Asthma

An album that the twitch streamer Wilbur Soot wrote. It is NOT an aesthetic, and it is mostly about his ex. and it’s also not a TikTok song.

List of songs in the album:

Jubilee Line
Saline Solution
Since I Saw Vienna
Losing Face
Your Sister Was Right
La Jolla
I‘m Sorry Boris

Person1: have you listened to Your City Gave Me Asthma?
Person2: yes! It’s something to ball your eyes out.

by tommykilledwomen July 26, 2021

Asthma

A candition in which it is nearly impossible to breath. When you get a simple cough you have a 96% chance of actually dieing. It’s not fun

Consider your self very lucky if you don’t have asthma

by Sksksk bxtch March 18, 2019

asthmaflowština

(Serbian): the result of trying to say something interesting and eloquent but at the same time witty and cool, and failing miserably.

See also: quasi-intelligent bullshit.

- Hey, man, did you hear that new Wu-Tang joint? It's hot as hell!

- Oh yeah, I've been enjoying it thoroughly. Ghost's interweaved street slang and melodic flow just compliment Meth's cadence so brilliantly. It's a fucking masterpiece. And the social implications are...

- Dude, fuck you, if I wanted someone to ruin the song for me with a bunch of asthmaflowština, I'd have gone straight to VojOa.

by Miloš September 3, 2005

Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.

Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

by Normal dude 44 March 7, 2011