Assflames

the ability to shoot flames out of your anus to fly around and in incinerate everything in it's path. a lois/aldo.

I only have one thing to say...assflames.

by zombiexkay June 30, 2011

Assylan

A Kazakh name. Usually belongs to a very sweet guy. He is always busy doing million things a day. Looks kinda nerdish but in a cute way. Smart and romantic. Everything seems brighter when he is around.
Assylan can also be used to describe thoughtful and cute things people do for each other when they are in love.

- We walked in a park and he bought me soap baloons.

- Aww, so sweet.

- I know, right? So assylan.

by azhirok July 4, 2012

assflag

Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.

That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.

by Dan September 23, 2003

asslantern

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

asslamp

A person that is a smart jerk.

Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"
Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"

by Nolat January 5, 2004

assblaster

a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper

last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster

by scott davis August 10, 2004

asslaugh

1) Acronym used for the phrase "Laughing my fucking ass off"

Omg that was so funny, asslaugh

by TheBladeSocksNots March 25, 2011