facebate 

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends

There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.

facebate by Alex Costa November 15, 2007

facebake 

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

facebake by myjosephine February 24, 2010

fanterbate 

To masturbate only by imagination. Without pornography or live action sexual actions.

After catching a glimpse up Kelly's skirt in class Jim fanterbated about it alone in his closet.

fanterbate by svidrod June 8, 2004

Facehate 

To use Facebook as a platform to hate or complain on someone or something. Normally about a person, job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because the hate needs to be let out.

Facehate sample:

Rich hopes everything bad that can happen to a person, happens to Cody and him only.

Facehate by Cheeva August 6, 2009

facerape 

When you leave your Facebook logged in at a public place, someone else goes through your accounts and adds silly groups and changes your status

Boy 1: Did you see my facerape today?
Boy 2: yeah saying (girl) had wet herself was so funny
Boy 1: All her friends thought it was true as well haha

facerape by Lu_ellen March 13, 2009

Faceturbate 

Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.

Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.

or

She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.

Faceturbate by Dann C July 13, 2012

facerape 

When leaving your Facebook account logged in, a so called friend decides to update your status. Usually to something sexually graphic and inappropriate.

I was only away from my laptop for 2 minutes when Sammy decided to facerape me

facerape by platapin July 15, 2010