muffinhead
"YOU'RE A MUFFINHEAD!"
muffinhead by Yanderesarebae November 21, 2020
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Muffinman
A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may apply to those discriminating women who equally enjoy ravishing a muffin for Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail not included.
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Muffling
A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person.
The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.
The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.
Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling.
Muffling by MuffleMaster July 30, 2017
mooge muffins
When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.
mooge muffins by 0neWay November 19, 2013
Muffinbutton
A button that when pushed produces a muffin without any real purpose. The button to the left of the red one and right of the blue one.
Hey, Goku, where'd you get that muffin?
Muffinbutton.
But, I, I didn't install a muffinbutton.
Then... where'd I get this muffin?
Muffinbutton.
But, I, I didn't install a muffinbutton.
Then... where'd I get this muffin?
Muffinbutton by elemenda October 15, 2011
muffinteer
The group name of DreamWasTaken, GeorgeNotFound, BadBoyHallo, and SapNap. This group is most commonly seen in the Speedrunner vs. 3 Hunter videos.
muffinteer by RatNotFound August 13, 2020
The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes
Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.