ass ramming dildo demon 

a demon that lives in a dildo and fucks you in the ass while youre sleeping.

Henry didn't realize he was getting fucked by an ass ramming dildo demon because he thought it was his friend, AJ.

"I cant let you have anal tonight, I'm still sore from that ass ramming dildo demon."

ass ramming dildo demon by EnergyDrinks17 December 29, 2009

ass Arab 

A man who will travel a long way across many city blocks to follow a woman to enjoy the site of her buttocks moving beneath a tight skirt or pants. A voyeur.

Pepe followed that bitch down Broadway from Central Park all da way to Times Sqaure, man. That niggah a real ass Arab.

ass Arab by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

ass turtle

Someone who continues to act like a retard after being told to shut up and drop it many times.

Its over why do you keep bringing it up you ass turtle?

ass turtle by IrishFairyGirl January 19, 2003

Ass Trash 

Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to search in the trash can next to you for any wiping material;

usually results in using:
-paper towels used previously to clean your sink
-toilet paper used to previously clean the top of the toothpaste
-previously used stridex pads
-previously used tampons wrapped up in toilet paper
-previously used tissues used to blow your nose
-the cardboard cylinder of the recently run-out toilet paper

"After eating chipotle, Mike rushed to the bathroom in order to drop his deuce. Afterwards, he realized that he was completely out of toilet paper. He then remembered his next best option: ass trash. Mike had to refer to wiping his ass with his mother's previously used vaginal pad.

Ass Trash by hansonpaulsey October 25, 2009

ass nugget 

The sole aim of the life of an ass pirate is the acquisition of these valuable, golden nuggets produced only in the nether regions of airline executives.

As the multi-million dollar bail out of the top airlines passed, the halls of Congress were an ass pirate's heaven... ass nuggets were to be had by all.

ass nugget by Drew Bryden April 29, 2003

Ass Bandit 

From the Oxford English Dictionary:

ass ban•dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women

1. NAMbLA is composed entirely of ass bandits.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.

Ass Bandit by lovesmesumcake October 15, 2008

Ass Blasting 

A grossly obnoxious overcharging for a product that is worth severely less that what you are paying for it.

5 bucks for this can of Arizona Ice Tea!! What an Ass Blasting!

Ass Blasting by skotobasilio February 4, 2009