as thick as a Boxing Day turd 

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

as thick as a Boxing Day turd by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

Turdpiece

Opposite of "showpiece" - something denoting failure or deserving of admonishment; total crap, garbage

The paper John turned in was a total turdpiece...but I'm not surprised because he put it together at the last minute.

Turdpiece by FlackDaddy October 22, 2013

Turdy Dog 

Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.

Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.

Turdy Dog by Pistol Packing Pappy December 26, 2014

Bird Turding 

Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.

"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."

Bird Turding by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015

Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

West Turdistan by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

amber turding

1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress

"Can you please stop Amber turding onto my bed!"
"Why the hell are you Amber turding my mattress!?"

amber turding by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022