Eye Dessert

Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.

You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."

Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."

Eye Dessert by Vovalicious October 15, 2012

eyke 

A man of German descent who will nuke everyone who pisses him off.

"Oh man... another alarm, who pissed off the Eyke this time"

eyke by lyon August 6, 2015

Eye Assault 

When someone is made to see something that cannot be unseen. An assault on your sense of sight.

Sara left her computer unlocked, so Alex set up an eye assault by changing her homepage to meatspin.

Eye Assault by jpb103 October 8, 2016

eyeism 

Eyeism is when someone is discriminating against your eye colour. Someone who uses eyeism is a eyeist. #eyeismisathing

"Jake hates people with blue eyes, what an eyeist." - example of eyeism

eyeism by Eyeism February 14, 2017

Eye rapist

Something or someone that grabs an eye and rapes it or rapes it by just watching you.

That man was considered an eye rapist because he raped a lot of eyes.

Eye rapist by Itz_someone October 24, 2018

Eyram 

Eyram is one of the most handsome people you'll ever meet. Hes super athletic and can play any sport and beast in it. Everytime someone doubts him he comes back and shows then how wrong they are. He is super funny that he can make you shit your pants. He's always talking and loves to hang with his friends. He's really confident but that's also what makes him really cocky. But even with all that he's really smart but never 2ants to use his smartness so everyone can say he's really dumb.

That soccer player is such an Eyram

Eyram by Supernan124 September 21, 2019

Eyebprofen 

A very derogatory term created in the 1600s. Often confused with the medicine, "ibuprofen". It is rarely used and often offends anyone who recognizes the term.

"He is such an Eyebprofen!"
"My stepfather wouldn't stop calling my mother an Eyebprofen"

Eyebprofen by Katy Barothness November 1, 2019