eyke

A man of German descent who will nuke everyone who pisses him off.

"Oh man... another alarm, who pissed off the Eyke this time"

by lyon July 16, 2015

charles eyke

a white fat choad. Used for insulting people

That dude was so mean to me yesterday. He is a complete charles eyke

by fifty five January 29, 2018

ethan van eyk

ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.

me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.

by knobbysexual January 25, 2022