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Eyeism is a religion where worshipers believe in an eye. This eye is behind everything that goes on in the universe. The eye has moods. These moods are a reflection of what the worshiper is feeling. When the eye changes moods it's color also changes. If the eye is at peace it will be a lavender color. If the eye is feeling hatred it will be a inferno red color.
Many people are converting to Eyeism because it is a very peaceful religion.
Eyeism by xLacoste May 31, 2014

Eyesmile 

It is the crescent shape that an eye curves into when a person smiles.
Her eyesmile is so pretty.

The way her eyes curve is called an eyesmile.
Eyesmile by feu-eac-fanatoics December 16, 2010

Eyesmush 

To check out, mentally undress, flirt, intensely stare at, lock eyes with or mentally smush a member of the opposite sex.
Reshmi was totally eyesmushing that hot guy over there.
Eyesmush by Sicarius09 September 9, 2011
El Eseísmo es una religión surgida en el año 2010. Sus principios se basan en la creencia de un dios, llamado Ese, contrapuesto al Dios católico en algunos aspectos. Ese basa sus mandamientos en el acto de la vagancia y la ley del mínimo esfuerzo, siendo algo parecido al Karma en el sentido de que, si haces las cosas esforzándote lo menos posible, Ese te recompensará.
Un profesor olvida que había examen y, por no volver a buscarlo, decide hacerlo al día siguiente. Dos de sus alumnos eran Eseístas, y no habían estudiado. Milagro del eseismo
eseismo by Osodrogui March 23, 2015

eyesmerized 

When what you look at is better than your best imagined outlook of anything you see or will see again.
Her dress eyesmerized men before they even looked her way.
eyesmerized by Kansasms August 17, 2020
That stupid Eyesman
Eyesman by Eyesman April 21, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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