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Suiskype 

When a friend uses skype or any other digital messaging medium to tell you they have suicidal urges, forcing you to use a casual medium for some very serious conversation.
"I was surfing the net last night, chatting to some friends when John, all emo from his last breakup, totally suiskyped me. I was so hungry, but couldn't leave the conversation without looking like an uncaring bastard. He is so blocked until he gets another girlfriend"
Suiskype by Zerocrossing February 15, 2009
Related Words
a friend of neighbor's party to which you were not invited.
What?!? You didn't invite me to your suisare? Screw you too!
suisare by bread infection November 22, 2009
the act of violating someone's personal space; looking over ones shoulder, especially when they are doing something private; an unwelcomed presence.
1. Fool kept suitin me when I was trying to send that email to Mary!
2. Yo, dawg! Quit suitin me!
Suitin by Senasauras November 23, 2009

Suitcase Celebrity 

That moment when you have collected your luggage after getting off a plane, when you walk into the arrivals terminal, and people are waiting for thier friends, family etc. They stare at you profoundly and you feel like a celebrity.
'Hey Barry, whys everyone just staring at us?'
'Because your a suitcase celebrity!'
Suitcase Celebrity by Xs-a-r-aX September 26, 2010

Suis-head 

A term used in Washington DC coined by disgruntled Redskin fans calling for the return of Shaun Suisham and the removal current place kicker Graham Gano.
After Graham Gano missed another field goal, the Suis-head in front of me started to cause a scene.
Suis-head by goskins#6 October 2, 2010

suicidal moped

A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of

Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
suicidal moped by attifinch December 9, 2011