"I was surfing the net last night, chatting to some friends when John, all emo from his last breakup, totally suiskyped me. I was so hungry, but couldn't leave the conversation without looking like an uncaring bastard. He is so blocked until he gets another girlfriend"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak