loose money

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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 02, 2024
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money lawndering

Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.
As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!
by QuacksO January 20, 2021
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Sigma Cash Money

The meaning of the richest amount of cash you win own or see, use it as a funny word to express great amounts of money.
I just saw some Sigma Cash Money in that rich mans house dude.
by Lookie83 April 23, 2024
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money fucker

a girl who only pays to have sex. even though they are desperate. AKA your mom.
person 1 "bruh did you hear what timmy did"
person 2 "no what happen"
person1 " he was doing a blow job to sophie, and then after sophie wanted him to pay her 1000$

person2 " wow what a money fucker
by shitsniffer3000 February 03, 2022
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money fucker

someone who loves money so much they would abandon there family for it, kind of like a jew.
your moms a money fucker
by jj the 2nd December 10, 2019
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Mad Money

An expression dating back to the 1920's, it is a fund of physical currency generally in the form of coins, set aside for when one is incredibly angry. Most commonly it is used in the assault of another individual.
Jerry was so upset, he tucked that roll of quarters in his fist and just beat the tar outta that prostitute. Someone might wanna hide his mad money..."
by HotHaimSammich June 27, 2022
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