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Ryan Times

A student who is addicted to gaming, sex and fucking orgasm. He likes Dick not pussy
Oh, there's Ryan Times again...
Ryan Times by Rayn Tmes October 24, 2019

Ryan Howard 

King Kong with a bigger nose and who plays first base for the Philadelphia Pussies. He hits a ton of home runs but strikes out a lot because a gorilla don't know how to play ball. He is married to Jimmy Rollins and his mistress is Cole Hamels and his daddy is Jamie (transvestite) Moyer.
Newsflash... Philadelphia first baseman, Ryan Howard, is climbing up the Empire state building.
Ryan Howard by Cole Hamels March 18, 2009

Ryan Morris 

he likes touching kids

Ryan is man with rape for kid 4 and under
Random Man: Hey hows it going
Ryan Morris: Hey can I sex your kid?
Random Man: Wtf dude no shes 4
Ryan Morris: Oh well guess im just gonna have to rape them
Ryan Morris by Skimpdingle May 2, 2019

Ryan Murray 

AKA Radek Markov. A Russian hockey player who some times disguises himself as a Canadian hockey player.
Ryan Murray plays for the Russian world junior team but wears a canadian jersey.
Ryan Murray by packman33 January 4, 2012

Ryan-Senpai

Everyone's true Senpai. The objective of all of our lives is to attract his attention. He also gets more pussy than you could possibly imagine. If only I could be like him...