Seattle Mariners 

My favorite team in the MLB. Yet they are by far the stupidest. They have had the greats of baseball. Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Alvin Davis, John Olerud, Bret Boone, Harold Reynolds, Jim Presley, Mike Blowers, Dan Wilson, Edgar Martinez, Carlos Guillen, Jay Buhner, Julio Cruz, Mark Langston, Gaylord Perry, Jamie Moyer, Floyd Bannister, Kaz Sazaki, Bill Caudill, Mike Schooler, and Edwin Nunez. All of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. This '08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. Great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. But if you are from anywhere else in the US, you want nothing to do with the mariners.

1-Who's your favorite team?
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.

Seattle Mariners by LnknPrk.FFghtrs August 11, 2008

Marion Berry 

Probably a real person, but maybe not. Seems to get confused with Marion Barry (yes, that's with an "A"), former mayor of Washington D.C. who was caught smoking crack in a hotel room. He was later re-elected to a second term.

Marion Berry wasn't as bad as Marion Barry.

Marion Berry by Farnsworth Gordon September 17, 2004

marinatin

Kickin it' or waiting to do something.

Yo, I will be maranatin until you call me back.

marinatin by Noah February 27, 2005

National fuck mariah day 

Fuck any girl named mariah

Today’s national fuck mariah day, I’m finna fuck.

National fuck mariah day by iliketoeatcakeifunowhatimean April 12, 2019

Mariam 

Mariam is a crazy girl who shouts a lot she loves food and also pushes a lot and very aggressive, she loves hot guys a lot especially guys who has beards, mariams are mainly short but hate to admit it, she’s cool and has a lot of friends but always likes to say shutup during an argument, you would hate not to be mariams friend

“ Mariam is sexy “

Mariam by Michael somanadan May 12, 2018

Anna Maria College

Small Catholic college/prison, located just west of East Bum-fuck. There are 900 enrolled students but only approximately 50 here on the weekends. By the end of a students freshman year 50% of the freshmen will transfer or be kicked out. The food although technically edible would be rejected even by a homeless person. I think homeless people actually get fed more then us students. When they run out of food thats it.... you starve. Classes are incredibly easy, it's like high school all over again.

Admission requirements: must be a senior in high school, no SAT scores or essays needed.
Every night the campus holds an activity.... excessive drinking, but don't get caught because their fucking whores about it. Watch out for the black ones, they migrate to the lobby until unknown hours into the morning (nothing against them or anything) ...there are more drug dealers than students with 4.0.

Ricky: Man, I don't think I'm gonna get into college Bobby. I have a 1.9 GPA, two arrests for marijuana possession, a drinking problem and I'm no good at sports.

Bobby: Go to Anna Maria College! You'll fit right in! You'll probably start for their sports teams too!

Anna Maria College by superslut2015 March 30, 2012

Marie 

The best Squid Sister in Splatoon. Won the final Splatfest of the first game and is Agent 2 in singleplayer mode in both games. Very beautiful and will kick ass. Is definitely better than Callie.

Person A: So are you on Team Callie or Team Marie?
Person B: Oh, Team Marie, for sure. Marie is just so elegant and graceful!

Marie by hana nara October 15, 2017