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Prettier Jesus
Refering to pop star Lorde, who is infact, a Prettier Jesus, as she states in her song "Solar Power".
Prettier Jesus by ellasellaphant July 1, 2022
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Tombstone Jesus
Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.
Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus
Tombstone Jesus by Dcw fan November 16, 2022
raped by jesus
when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking
raped by jesus by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017
oh baby jesus
A word coined by the famous Ricky Bobby now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "Well fuck me"
oh baby jesus by THESEAREREALWORDS December 14, 2017
Because I'm Jesus
Pharisees: "Can you stop claiming to be God!"
Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus"
Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much"
Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus"
Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much"
Because I'm Jesus by ImHell666 May 30, 2018