Wikitelligence

wik-ee-tel-i-juh ns

noun

1. The ability to pass off excerpts copy and pasted from Wikipedia as genuine knowledge and/or sincere opinion.

2. The inability to function within the first level of Bloom’s Taxonomy without first consulting Wikipedia.

When asked his Wikitelligence Quotient (WQ), he responded, “Hold on, let me go check Wikipedia .”

by donniebell March 20, 2015

Weinitzen

Is's a old but not gold countryside village. The average age in this slum is 80+ there are also a punch of younger fokes but they try to leave this place at 18. The only thing you can do here is to smell the fresh land air and have no good internet connection.

What? You have no perspective? Are you from Weinitzen?

Weinitzen is like a sanatorium. There are only a few young guards and the rest are inmates.

by Razartt September 3, 2016

Winetastrophe

A middle class problem; One is just about to pour the first glass of wine for the afternoon (or evening if you're late), and turn to suddenly find that one has run out of wine.

"Red or White darling?", she asked;
"Red", he replied, then suddenly loud screams are heard ;

"Darling it's a winetastrophe, there is NO WINE".

by Blueinternet July 3, 2016

Wington

A buff male with a big dick

Wington is a name

by Duudewonton July 22, 2016

Wikitikt

When you think you're going crazy but you're just going mentally retarded

Man I'm really wikitikt right now

by Westside mike February 2, 2017

wigity

Wigity. Can be used in the frase Wigity wigity whack or Wigity what or even Wigity wonderful.

Person A: I love you.
Person B: That's Wigity wonderful.

by SFKid 22 June 1, 2017

Wifit

Wifit (ˈwī fit -fit s plural)

1. When the Wi-Fi isn't working or it's acting sketchy.

"Wifi is down and I'm bout to have a Wifit."

"I been trying to get on Twitter all damn day... My Wifi is giving me a the Wifits!"

" I got nothing but pixels my Wifi is having a Wifit."

by Rachel Ratchet August 9, 2018