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A middle class problem; One is just about to pour the first glass of wine for the afternoon (or evening if you're late), and turn to suddenly find that one has run out of wine.
"Red or White darling?", she asked;
"Red", he replied, then suddenly loud screams are heard ;

"Darling it's a winetastrophe, there is NO WINE".
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by Blueinternet July 03, 2016
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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