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the winit, after having a shit. you may fail to wipe your ass, if this is left un wipped for any number of hours winits are formed. Winits are dry pieces of shit that cling to your ass hairs
He spent all day picking the winits out of his ass pubes after being sacked from the snake house in the zoo.
winit by Johnny the Horse July 16, 2004
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A piece of poo dangling of a hair on your backside.
winit by Ash The Pikey Hunter December 17, 2004
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The hard yet small globules of botty dirt that attach themselves to the hair that finds itself residing on your botty cleft.
Hugo: "Excuse me Geoffrey, but whilst you picked up the soap I couldn't help but notice that you have a rather obvious winit on your botty"

Geoffrey: "Goodness, what an embarrassment, I will speak to Walter forthwith and insist that he removes it in the usual manner."
winit by rimibar April 27, 2006

wikitator 

n. A Wikipedia account holder who uses acquired privileges to exert dictatorial powers over contributors. Wikitators frequently throw away factual contributions from subject matter experts that the wikitator is personally ignorant about, using their account privileges to enforce their will.
I corrected a mistake in the Wikipedia entry for where I live but some wikitator threw out my work and then banned me when I tried to fix it again.
wikitator by Mel White January 28, 2017

wikiticle 

A portmanteau that means a Wikipedia article.
I read an amazing Wikiticle about the Cryptonomicon.
wikiticle by AardvarkOz August 4, 2007
A mystical boy who sucks on your face when you sleep and steals your wifi
The WifiTaxer is coming to get you!
WifiTaxer by F.J.G.M January 19, 2019

Winifred 

A very peaceful friend and sister, A very loving,kind,fair,pretty and outstanding beautiful girl. Always has your back at any time. A very hard-working and determined person. If she puts her mind to something she'll surely do it. Never promise and fail her,she would be very angry. Doesn't take things too personal. A girl that loves partying, drinking but hates smoking. Doesn't really like education but is a brainee in every other way. If she loves you it's forever,and if she hates you it's forever. Not scared of anything or anybody.
Doesn't care about what anyone says about her. Money making machine
Winifred is a very good and peaceful human being.
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
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just fokin missing her

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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