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Wikitelligence 

Function: noun

1: the apparent ability to understand unlimited disparate subject matters, but only to the level explained on Wikipedia.

Function: adjective

1. Wikitelligent: having or indicating an apparently high degree of intelligence and/or mental capacity but, in reality, only having a Wikipedia page level command of the subject.
Function: noun

My boss seemingly displays a high level of intelligence with his command over almost any subject but, after fact-checking his positions on Google, I discovered he only has Wikitelligence.

Function: adjective

My boss expects to dominate people in any discussion, trying to demonstrate his command over any topic but, if you fact-check his statements on Google, you'll discover he's only Wikitelligent.
Wikitelligence by TomWagner February 5, 2010
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Wikitelligence 

wik-ee-tel-i-juh ns

noun

1. The ability to pass off excerpts copy and pasted from Wikipedia as genuine knowledge and/or sincere opinion.

2. The inability to function within the first level of Bloom’s Taxonomy without first consulting Wikipedia.
When asked his Wikitelligence Quotient (WQ), he responded, “Hold on, let me go check Wikipedia .”
Wikitelligence by donniebell March 20, 2015
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Wintelligence 

(noun) The intellect needed to outsmart others in arguments, bashes, verbal fights, etc.
Jim was known for his wintelligence: insulting people without them even knowing.
Wintelligence by woahitswilliam August 6, 2012
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