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weasel package 

1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..

2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...

2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?

A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..

Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
weasel package by Big Bee Baby June 18, 2018
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Weasel wagon 

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.
I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.
Weasel wagon by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

weasel wagon 

Apparatus that holds engine weasels. Aka swine box. Aka bland house boy.
Get out wagon! Damned weasel wagon!
weasel wagon by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

Weasel Puss

Weasel Puss by gunnergrant October 31, 2018

Weasel instigator 

Did you see that weasel instigator dayne edwards chatting shit
Weasel instigator by Lg90 November 30, 2019

Weasel farmer 

A cat.
What is that damn weasel farmer into now?
Weasel farmer by an_roc June 2, 2020

Weasel Tug 

A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.
Weasel Tug by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020