Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

Timeshare

A girl who splits her time evenly amongst multiple guys. Typically as a result of an agreement between a pair or group of guys.

(Girl) hangs out with (Guy 1) Monday thru Friday but since she's a timeshare, (Guy 2) has her on the weekends.

by Scooter2424 June 4, 2013

Timmis

Epic straight guy who doesn't touch other guys genitals

Tom is such a Timmis

by TimmisUD December 17, 2010

new york times

A New York Newspaper, very common throughout North America.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 9, 2004

The Flying Dutchman (high times definition)

from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.

Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"

by Nik Armi February 4, 2010

two times

Commonly added to fuck you up, or to an open hand for five. Popularized by Buggin' Out in the movie Do The Right Thing.

1. Fuck you up two times!
2. Two times, man.

by Lambnesio September 2, 2006