No Stretch
No Stretch by ZS4LIFE April 22, 2020
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septum-stretch
A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.
Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.
septum-stretch by QuacksO June 1, 2021
yaoi stretch
To extend out your arms and turn your head slightly to covertly check that no one has noticed the illicit material (either written or visual) on your screen.
Having gotten so into her AO3 reading, Carol quickly did a yaoi stretch to see if her coworkers knew what she was reading.
Teenagers often perfect the yaoi stretch after being caught looking at smut for the fist time.
Teenagers often perfect the yaoi stretch after being caught looking at smut for the fist time.
yaoi stretch by big crazy eddy February 11, 2025
ultimate stretch
ultimate stretch by kornball May 14, 2025
Urban Stretch
In the height of summer, an act of sexual congress that takes place in a six story walk up without air conditioning wherein the penetrating partner places their member in the other participant while leaning backwards to make as little skin contact as possible.
Urban Stretch by StreetEtymologist. June 19, 2025