Shomer -ne- Mars Bar

this fine phrase is used as a modern day equivalent of 'less is more' in regards to partners
shomer, meaning to guard in hebrew, and mars bar, in direct reference to a well known nougaty chocolatey treat combine in this well known phrase as a means of refraining from physical contact with the opposite sex.
whilst its ancient origins are some what unknown today,it is believed that its original roots are based on a scale of sickness.
one mars bar= perfect. its really nice innit?
two=umm feeling a bit sick now
three= i really dont want another mars bar
four= ewww get it away from me
..... etc

upto 23 mars bars= the mars bars gang up and kill you.

it is therefore wholly reasonable to draw a conclusion that one mars bar, that special mars bar is best for all involved.

dalia:you just annihilated that clay pigeon,high five shlodawgg!
emily: noooo you cant hes Shomer -ne- Mars Bar.
dalia: oh so sorry.

emily: i just dropped my favourite toothbrush off the side of the empire state building. can i have a hug?
Shleminem: no im Shomer -ne- Mars Bars.

by ilovenewyorkcityohhhyessss August 16, 2010

liquid somersault

the act of performing a somersault either nude or clother whilst urinating

Jesus christ Shawn that was a wicked cool liquid somersault you just did. You got piss on everything.

by Happy Long May 17, 2009

schmerp

a kiss or kissing sound, usually meant as a more 'cute' way of expressing a kiss rather than using a word such as 'kiss' or 'smooch'. Usually used in a text conversation, as the word doesn't quite seem to lend itself to oral conversation as well as textual. Is rumoured to have originated in Internet Juggalo vocabulary.

i"I'm gonna schmerp that neden and see if it tastes like cotton candy"/i

crushmonkey: bye for now, muffin

scandalous: *schmerp* bye for now, Angel

crushmonkey *schmerrrrp* :D

by stitchz July 29, 2006

schmere

This word can be used in 3 different ways:
1)Can replace the work "Thingy"
2)Explaning the direction of something
3)Whatever

1) "Did you bring the...the schmere?"
2) "Yeah its over schmere..."
3) "Pffft! i don't know, schmere."

by Evan Chandler September 17, 2002

Somerset, MA

a middle class suburban town in southeastern mass. it is a god forsaken place that is infested with wiggers and guido wanna-bes. the schools are filled with pretty much all white kids that listen to shitty music like lil wayne justin bieber, lady gaga, eminem (who is actually kinda ok but his douchebaggery outweighs music quality) kid cudi or whatever the guys name is and and a bunch of other shitty "rappers" with retarded names. there are only a few holdouts who refuse to give in and partake with the sheep. im one of the few if you couldnt already tell. im 13 and in 8th grade and i cant wait to leave. when im an adult, ill do everything in my power to prevent my kid from becoming one of the faceless sheep.

the "good times" in Somerset, MA are rare and dont last very long

by quiet disgruntled kid in back February 19, 2011

somerset

She's beautiful and always there for her friends, she loves to be at home with her family but I crazyy with her friends. Somersets are know to have one special person in there life that they with never forget, they share hobbies and opions that they have in comman. Somerset is know to have a perfect figure and her personality is amazing. Anyone who doesn't know a Somerset is missing out big time

Q:Have you heared about somerset?
A:The gorgeous girl?

by mileymiles123 November 27, 2012

SomerFuck

a hoe you bang when it is summer

Laura Pamela Bellido-Maniau was my SomerFuck

by IfUcKeDlAuRaPaMeLa January 9, 2012