schloopenpoopin

An adjective describing a bad experience.

"That movie was schloopenpoopin."

by xx7enderxx March 12, 2007

Schoomp

The sound made by the IM from Mac's iChat service.

Tommy's computer is making that schoomp sound.

by TommyScottKevin April 4, 2008

Schlomo

Someone who is very slow at EVERYTHING that is urgent.

Man, Jessica was being a real schlomo at that last God Wars trip...

by Pigmonkey January 9, 2008

Schlomo

noun

That protruding roll of skin on the back of a bald black man's head.

Hey, check out the schlomo on that guy, do you think it pinches when he looks up?

by Big Island October 3, 2018

Schlumper

A guy who puts something in his ass while cumming on a chick.

Dude, did u just put a candle up yur ass while u were cumming on me?

by schlumpmaster September 6, 2003

Schlamp

To schlamp someone: this is some where in between a slap and a punch (also known as to "lamp"). this is where the fist grazes across the face/ body part.

Stop poking me or I'll schlamp you!

by Joobe November 11, 2007

schlumpkin

when you an yo'z jankey azz bitch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da shitta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly bitchez kunt.

me and miez balla azz bitch are in taking derty double douces i schlumpkined her saucy slider.

by dertydeuces March 28, 2009