rectal wrecker

1. Someone who is huge downstairs (giant penis) that loves anal. Usually they make a mess 'wreck' their ass.

My giant penis loves to wreck ass! I am such a rectal wrecker!

by willie989 January 21, 2010

Rectal Thermometer

The act of sticking a digit into your female partners anus, while engaging in intercourse, in order to gauge that womans boundries or limitations concerning further action, up the old dirt road.

Clint: "Yo Dan, why you got a black eye man?"
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."

by Dan Jewell February 24, 2005

rectal rooter

Destruction of the virgin anal canal by rectum plumbers

Oily shit hole

by none November 30, 2003

rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.

Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

Rectal Bandit

Another term for Homosexual's. Used in a joking way.

1. SHIT! Don't scare me you rectal bandit

2. Hah look at him, he is defenatly a rectal bandit

by Mr.F September 16, 2008

Rollin' Down the Rectal Road

The glorious act of butt fornication

The Nerb - "Lets suck our cocks off!"
Dan - "No... buttsex is much better..."
Aidan - "we better get rollin' down the rectal road then!"
Nicholas - "Oh yes, give it to me baby!"

by Sam and Greg December 6, 2006

Rectal Purge

To release fecal matter from your rectum.

I went to the restroom for a rectal purge session.

by Macky T November 26, 2006