by jamesr669 December 28, 2009
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by Jurmajesty December 7, 2007
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what you're doing right now! get back to studying/doing homework or if your bored and looked this up for fun....why?
Jim: Did you study last night?
You: No I procrastinated and looked up procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
You: No I procrastinated and looked up procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
by Sunrise-Succulent January 24, 2019
Get the procrastinating mug.1. The art of mastering procrastination.
2. When you master procrastination well enough to know exactly when to screw off or work. You also know how to set things up so that you appear to be working, but really your just playing Tetris, looking at porn, etc.
Note: As a fair warning to anyone that tries this: it can be difficult at first, so don't do anything that can get you fired for the first few weeks. NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. EVER.
2. When you master procrastination well enough to know exactly when to screw off or work. You also know how to set things up so that you appear to be working, but really your just playing Tetris, looking at porn, etc.
Note: As a fair warning to anyone that tries this: it can be difficult at first, so don't do anything that can get you fired for the first few weeks. NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. EVER.
1. This is an example of a shitty definition of the Art of Procrastination. (lol?)
2. You are playing your PSP when your boss walks in. You hide it somewhere that you already planned out on your desk. Your boss looks at your desk and sees your papers and a pen or whatever. The point is that he thinks your working. Your boss leaves and you pull out your PSP again until you know you need to work and still being able to get things done in a comfortable amount of time.
2. You are playing your PSP when your boss walks in. You hide it somewhere that you already planned out on your desk. Your boss looks at your desk and sees your papers and a pen or whatever. The point is that he thinks your working. Your boss leaves and you pull out your PSP again until you know you need to work and still being able to get things done in a comfortable amount of time.
by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009
Get the The Art of Procrastination mug.Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.
Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.
by G. Thomas March 27, 2007
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1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.
1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.
So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.
by Mattoco May 21, 2008
Get the Procrastinativity mug.1. The last of the dinosaurs to die. It was similar to a Stegosaurus, but it had an uncanny ability to put things off untill the last possible moment. It could go for days without eating, and then, just before it starved to death, it would find food. It was the last dinosaur to die because of it's urge to "get around to it."
2. Someone who is an obsessive procrastinator, but still mannages to get things done - eventually. More of a compliment than an insult.
2. Someone who is an obsessive procrastinator, but still mannages to get things done - eventually. More of a compliment than an insult.
1. The procrastisaurus could last up to 3 weeks without food or water.
2. She is such a procrastisaurus! She did her homework less than five minutes before it was due!
2. She is such a procrastisaurus! She did her homework less than five minutes before it was due!
by Dictjaninja February 5, 2010
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