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cooper mutton

cooper muttons school photo is cooked and his sister is hot
by fortfag June 6, 2022
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mythic mutations

A crazy psychopath who’s animal spirit is a chihuahua.
Hey mythic mutations gone feral again. Who did she beat at chess?
by Mythic Crazy March 19, 2023
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Rob Mutton

usually seen in a field or walking to Aldi.
gets his hair sheared (as he is a sheep)
walks like a little girl.
by x ben english x April 28, 2023
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hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.
the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.
by ACunny September 10, 2024
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