Mateo

a fucking bitch who is also really hot but he's an asshole cuz he is, gets all the girls and is super popular, if you like him then your friends will probably start calling you by his last name

''Hey look it's Mateo''
''He's hot af ngl''
''HAHAHAAH YOU LIKE MATEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by dude i need coffee February 16, 2022

Mateo

Hes very hot

Almost everyone wants to be like mateo

by 2;rhoehugyuo February 27, 2022

matejo

a tall lanky lad who usually has mad eczema on his neck.

look at matejo over there, needs some cream

by Ander Julek March 4, 2022

mateosexual

Mateosexual is when a person hates being horny but is usually horny and sometimes hard.. that’s if you have a penis If not just imagine one

sprotosy: hey look at mateo I heard he recently came out as Mateosexual
Dave:that’s cool

by myku March 4, 2022

Mateo Iuorio

Virgin boy, gets no bitches and is also very stoopid

You are such a MAteo Iuorio OMG

by not_miistical April 21, 2022

matelot

Matelot is a nickname applied on people named matei in romania.You can also call your friends that are named matelot and then he will say : SUGI PULAAAA!! SA MA FUT IN MORTII MA TII SI IN MANCAREA TA!

Matelot is a nickname applied on people named matei in romania.You can also call your friends that are named matelot and then he will say : SUGI PULAAAA!! SA MA FUT IN MORTII MA TII SI IN MANCAREA TA!

by MATELOT SUGE PULA April 21, 2022

Mateo

Orange 🍊, trumps son, annoying, weak,FAF

Mateo is the orangest person I’ve seen

by anonymous April 26, 2022