hamhock

to get rocked in a sport or cheated over

you go to catch something in gym class but you miss and it hits you in the head, you got hamhocked!!!!!!!

by Cornpen November 3, 2007

salina banana-hammock

a salina banana-hammock is a heart crusher, one or crushes you heart without remorse

i got salina banana-hammocked the other day by this girl i dig.

by thierry14arsn July 31, 2006

blood hammock

Pad/sanitary napkin

'I got my period!! Anyone got a spare blood hammock?'

by snapex February 25, 2010

banana hammock

*not for sleeping in*

a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"

Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.

by matty matt matt January 12, 2007

Balloon Hammock

The act of blowing air in to the urethra and inflating the testicles. The subject, then spreads his scrotal sack between his index finger and thumb creating an approximate 2-3" gap between each finger. The female party rests her chin upon said scrotum sack and rests for several hours.

I can't believe Sally was willing to give Billy such a serious balloon hammock in front of the entire family during Thanksgiving dinner, she must have slept for like three or four hours!

by Boooooey November 6, 2011

hamhocks

A nick-name for an overweight person

I'm surprised Hamhocks can still walk!

by Batman October 5, 2003

banana hammock

Banana Hammock. When a guy penetrates the clitorous of a woman to the point of extreme inflamation, therefore- a banana hammock is present between the "lips" of the vagina, resulting in a bulge in ones bathing suit trunks. Banana Hammock.

1)Damn, dude that pussy's poppin....literally.
2) do do di do do BANANA HAMMOCK

by Ivarrrrrrr April 16, 2009