Hamburglar Thighs

It's that thing you know when a woman shoves a ham between her thighs and tries to waddle out of walmart with it under her skirt.

Tanisha should bring the easter ham this year - she gained so much weight that she now has the best hamburglar thighs out of all of us!

by yeaummwhat December 24, 2010

Hamburgler

While having ones asshole eaten out, proceed to rip a wet fart on the face of the person eating the asshole. The result being a mask of shit around the eyes looking like The Hamburgler. A.K.A. The Raccoon, the Wrobel Wrobel

While eating out his girlfriends asshole, she let a wet one rip in his face. He looked like the fucking Hamburgler

by tekrc May 9, 2009

Hamburger

Since almost everybody else is too busy making childish jokes, I'll be one of the ones who gives the real definition:

The greatest food ever. It basically a piece of meat put between two pieces of bread. cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and BBQ sauce make great toppings.

Yo, Tony, give me some of them hamburgers!

by Andrew Floyd Williams February 17, 2007

peeing in my hamburger

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.

"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."

by s n z December 9, 2008

hamburger helpers

1. People who help the people of Hamburg.
2. lettuce.

1.person who lives in the town of hamburg: Bob sure is nice for helping me mow my lawn = hamburger helpers.

2. I made a salad of hamburger helpers.

by nooneimportantt May 10, 2008

hamburglar

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Hamburglar,"Robble robble robble robble?"

Oh Robble!

by Chris Sorto January 28, 2008

Habber Dasher

habber dasher is when you run around a chick with your cock out and slapping it with her as you run around the circle

me and my girlfind were trying new things and its called habber dasher

by a funny kid February 11, 2009