Beard Goggles

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.

I have some serious beard goggles for him!

by namepersonface August 10, 2014

daddy goggles

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.

Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.

by DROD76 October 28, 2015

ok google

When someone gives out more information then what was asked for

Friend: where were you?
Guy: I was smashing a chick with the blue hair who had yellow tinted glasses
Friend: ok google

by mvcg October 27, 2019

50 Shades Of Google

Google is a billionaire who seduces you then punishes you, often without warning or reason.

"Oh you lost your youtube account with no warning? 50 Shades Of Google."

by Mormo Zine March 6, 2015

i am google and you are Wikipedia

when someone fights with you... use this and expect them to go off crying

person 1 : you're always wrong
Person 2: i am google and you are Wikipedia

person 1 : crys

by christi jones April 28, 2020

Google Block

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block

I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time

by cosmicdee May 10, 2008

CMA goggles

The lowering of standards when picking a female at the California Maritime Acedemy as a result of the shortage of women as well as the shortage of good-looking women.

Similar to the phenomenon of Triton Eye that occurs on the UCSD campus.

Yeah you have the CMA goggles on full time now, dude.

by phoenix.protocol October 30, 2010