Chewonki Goggles

1) The state of being so packed with intellectual spirit, one's choice in mates becomes skewed.
2) See Beer Goggles

I can't believe its not Willard! Must be these gosh dang Chewonki Goggles

by supremecourtier March 9, 2005

beer goggles

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.

The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.

by Light Joker January 29, 2005

egyptian goggles

Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.

We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.

by Scott November 13, 2003

arabian goggle

Resting one's testicles in a recievers eye sockets.

Andrew was so frustrated when the girl wouldn't make him a sandwich, he threw her down, and gave her the meanest pair of arabain goggles she'd ever had.

by Random Villain May 18, 2004

love goggles

The phenomenon in which being in love with someone makes them appear more physically attractive to you.

My wife's even prettier than the day we met! Must be the love goggles.

by kwaping December 7, 2006

beer goggles

It's when you get so drunk that everything starts to look good.

See coyote ugly

You slept with that chick? Damn, you must have been wearing your beer goggles that night.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

Rose Goggles

What happens to the men of rhit. They see the girls there and forget what hot women look like so they become attracted to average looking ones.

- "Did you see Danny with that fugly chick?"
- "Yeah, he's got a bad case of Rose Goggles."

by daveezey June 11, 2006