Banal Sex

Same-ol' boring sex.

I had some banal sex with my wife the other day. Meh.

by kwaping April 07, 2009

bug tennis

The act of passing a software issue back and forth between two developers, each claiming it's the other's responsibility. Usually in Bugzilla, though other issue-tracking software applications are acceptable.

Manager: Why hasn't that issue been fixed yet??
Employee: Ron and Jon have been playing bug tennis with it for weeks now...

by kwaping October 07, 2009

love goggles

The phenomenon in which being in love with someone makes them appear more physically attractive to you.

My wife's even prettier than the day we met! Must be the love goggles.

by kwaping December 07, 2006

dragon jeans

Jeans that are so baggy and long, they drag on the ground when you walk around.

"These here be ma dragon jeans - they be draggin' on da groun."

by kwaping December 11, 2007

Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.

Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.

by kwaping May 02, 2016

San Diego Snowball

A crumpled up wad of paper, ideally white, that can be thrown at friends, family, and co-workers.

Dude 1: "Mike and I got into the most awesome San Diego snowball fight in the office yesterday!"

Dude 2: "Fawesome!"

by kwaping December 22, 2009

Erpl

A very specific form of typo, in which your brain gets ahead of your fingers and you transliterate the letters of a word in a creative or amusing way.

"#!/usr/bin/erpl" was the original erpl. "Urban diciontary" is another example.

by kwaping January 15, 2008