kwaping's definitions

Erpl

A very specific form of typo, in which your brain gets ahead of your fingers and you transliterate the letters of a word in a creative or amusing way.

"#!/usr/bin/erpl" was the original erpl. "Urban diciontary" is another example.

by kwaping January 17, 2008

All whip and no reins

Someone who keeps bugging you to finish something without giving any sort of guidance or assistance. Typically a bad project manager.

Guy1: Dude, our PM sucks!
Guy2: Yep, he's all whip and no reins.

by kwaping August 3, 2009

wtfoogle

"WTF Google"

1. An expletive referring to something stupid Google has done, like those stupidly long URLs from Google Maps.

2. Synonym for "just fucking google it!"

1. WTFoogle?!! Are they seriously ranking that crap page over mine?

2. WTFoogle, Jerry! Look it up your damn self.

by kwaping April 16, 2009

Twixen

1. Two or more packages of Twix candy.

2. The two individual Twix bars inside one package.

Even though the vending machine was in direct sunlight, the Twix was still two independent Twixen.

by kwaping February 24, 2010

bug tennis

The act of passing a software issue back and forth between two developers, each claiming it's the other's responsibility. Usually in Bugzilla, though other issue-tracking software applications are acceptable.

Manager: Why hasn't that issue been fixed yet??
Employee: Ron and Jon have been playing bug tennis with it for weeks now...

by kwaping October 7, 2009

Banal Sex

Same-ol' boring sex.

I had some banal sex with my wife the other day. Meh.

by kwaping April 7, 2009

search artist

Someone who doesn't know the answer, but is really good at using internet search engines to find it.

That guy isn't an expert, he's just a search artist.

by kwaping January 6, 2006