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A promiscuous member of the male homosexual community; they are particularly renowned for paid sex acts in public toilet facilities.

The term originating in South Wales, they have become a particular scourge in the 2000s having been responsible for the rapid spread of herpes in the region.
Owain: "Fancy engaging in some gobbling tonight?"

Aled: "Don't touch me you filthy gobbler."
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Gobbler's Knob 

The head of penis. (Citing the fact the the scrotum is likened to a Turkey's gobbler.)
OW! Oh man, the groundhog isn't coming out this year, I just got nailed on Gobbler's Knob!
Gobbler's Knob by zibby-da-boo December 2, 2010

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who eats hot dogs.
Matt Smith ordered a foot long glizzy from sonic and ate it. What a total glizzy gobbler.
Glizzy Gobbler by redneckgirraph August 11, 2020

Gooch Gobbler 

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can be used as noun or adjective)

An activity that involves partaking in the licking, munching, and/or general gobbling of one's gooch

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

n: That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler last night.
adj: You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!

Oh, ah gooch gobbling we will go!!

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
Gooch Gobbler by mtc25 January 12, 2009

cock gobblery 

The art of performing felatio (penis sucking).
Pamela's skills in cock gobblery are unparalleled!
cock gobblery by Gnomercy September 25, 2006

Peach Gobbler 

The act of taking numerous candy peach rings, stretching out the middles, and then sliding over a male's penis; covering from bottom to top. Then having a person(s) removing the peach rings with their mouth.
Dude, this girl gave me the best Peach Gobbler for Thanksgiving this year!
Peach Gobbler by ITS THE HAMMER December 25, 2010
Hartley took a dump in that girl's fireplace last night. Man.. he was so gibbled.
gibbled by drusalan April 3, 2009