facekid

1: One who makes faces. 2: A grimace that involves excessive squinting. 3: Faces similar to that of a mole.

1: Michael looks like the facekid. 2: Brian is the facekid. 3: I'm going to the facekid's house.

by Boss Bass June 15, 2008

facefucking

to talk sexually with someone of the opposite sex via the social network site facebook

dude i was facefucking your sister last night on my laptop

by thejuiceramsam June 17, 2011

facehugger

Person who enjoys climbing mountains with very steep ascent routes, thereby almost hugging or kissing the faces of the mountains.

That mountain has an almost ninety-degree ascent seventy percent of the way. Are you up to the challenge of being a facehugger?

by pentozali May 6, 2011

Facebuck

To pass the buck on moral or social responsibility and/or action for an issue/cause by re-posting the link about the issue/cause to your own Facebook profile, instead of taking the action requested by the post.

"Ugh, I don't really have time to sign this 'feed the polar bears' petition. I'm gonna Facebuck this one to my friends."

by MissGodiva February 4, 2013

Faceturbation

Engaging in solitary, senseless time-wasting Facebook games and activities designed to keep you on Facebook as long as possible.

Bob has got to cut back on his Faceturbation -- he's been super-poking me for two weeks straight!

I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!

by The Showquest August 18, 2009

Facepunch

'Facepunch' is for times when 'facepalm' just isnt enough...

Status- I didnt pop one out when she wanted me ._.

Guy #1- -Facepalm-

Guy #20 No dude, thats a -Facepunch-

by OMGITSME!!! May 5, 2011

Faceguitarwii-book

A Nintendo Wii modified to integrate Facebook, Guitar Hero III, and a 5.1 optical audio connection to a Dolby Digital receiver.

"Hey Jenna, do you want to stop over and play Super Mario Galaxy later or maybe bowling?"
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."

by Submitted by Sean Flanagan, Created by Jenna Vosseteig January 10, 2008