A phrase used to denote one's status on a social networking site in a brief but creative and interesting way. Origin: a contraction of 'Facebook' (a popular social networking website) and 'Haiku' (a Japanese style of poetry employing brief phrases).
by Fred G. R. Watson February 19, 2009
Get the faceku mug.Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!
by thingoneandthingtwo May 2, 2012
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by _cwawesome_ December 27, 2016
Get the dirty water on my faceu mug.A hair bun placed on the forehead or below that is both leading edge fashion and functional. In addition to being stylish a face bun will protect you in the case of a door being slammed in your face or the proverbial face plant.
Dude! That facebun is stylin' and it saved you from breaking your nose when a door slammed in your face.
by l.sharp77 September 21, 2018
Get the Facebun mug.The "facehugger" is a creature that as created by the artist H.R. Giger in the "Alien" movies. Facehuggers typically lie dormant in eggs until they sense the movement of a possible host, at which point they hatch. They attack by attaching themselves to a host's face and implanting them with an alien parasite, using a tube which is inserted into the host's mouth. This process varies in length from about 15 minutes to a few hours. After they have implanted the embryo, they detach from their host and die. The alien embryo then grows inside the host's ribcage and bursts out of them after a period of a few days, although this timeframe may vary.
by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005
Get the facehugger mug.Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Get the Facekeyboard mug.A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.
Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."
by nolrik November 13, 2011
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