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Douchebag King

A douchebag king can only be appointed by a group(3 or more people) who know the said douchebag king longer than one evening. One douchebaggy act cannot nominate one to be a douchebag king, only a lifetime of douchebaggery can elevate one to this status.
My old garage cabinet boss went around telling people he was sleeping with my girlfriend for six months when he hadn't, so I told his wife, who took his kids, his house, and all his savings, thereby elevating him to the rank of douchebag king to oversee all of california.
by ACustomGarage September 23, 2009
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Douchebaggery

Verb: used to discribe the actions of a person or group who's behavoir is that of an tool, ass, or douchebag

French origin from word douche meaning to wash
She was so upset by his acts of douchebaggery that she promptly hit him in the groin
by C. M. Lauger October 2, 2009
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Douchebadge

What a corporate ID badge becomes when worn on a belt or lanyard, especially while not in the office or on campus. Keep that shit in your wallet, nobody cares where you work.
Wow, this starbucks is full of Microsofties and their blue douchebadges.
by dashtrash July 21, 2010
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douchebaganarian

When someone is beyond the typical douche bag
1. Do you suffer from "douchebaganarian" ?
2. Hi, abeer is a "douchebaganarian"
by umairjikram August 2, 2012
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Douchebaggery

The involvement of a douche bag into any conversation or situation.
Can you believe that czech thinks he can get away with being an asshole?
That is some primetime douchebaggery!
by Iceman1008 June 8, 2015
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El Douchebago

A famous fantasy baseball team currently in the prestigous League of Shadows.
El Douchebago is sucking hind-teat again this year. Perhaps he should have taken his head out of his ass during the draft.
by Dr. Asshat April 25, 2009
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douchebagathon

When a person constantly acts stupid and dumb. They are running the Douchebagathon.
Damn, douchebagathon! Did u win the douchebag race for douchebagaknights.
by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
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