dingleberries

poop that hangs off the hair in the butthole.

Man, those dingleberries really disgusted my date last night when he tried to stick it in me.

by Poop Daddy March 28, 2007

Dinglebert

A bloody idiot.

Julian was being a right dinglebert today.

by ProbablyMadeUpWords June 8, 2018

dingleberry

1. (n) A bit of poo that gets caught on your butt hairs.
2. (v) To continue talking about a subject that nobody is listening to.
3. (n) Chicken and Brown Rice soup from Arlequin Bakery in San Francisco.

1. I had the worst dingleberry yesterday, but it crusted over so fast!
2. Quit your dingleberryin' Willis! Nobody listenin'!
3. Don't waste your hard earned cash on dingleberry in Hayes Valley.

by buttman124 February 21, 2011

dingleberry

When you take a shit and sneaky particles escape the grasp of the toilet and stick to the sides of the anus and its hair follicles. Then the piece of feces dries up on your panties and gooch/anus hair. Later on in the shower you wash it off and you realize the shit got the better of you.

Below is the script to a fucked up porn including the dingleberry

Guy takes shit and has dingleberry and doesn't know
Girl: hey babe lets have some creepy sexy sex.
Guy: ok but first show me your bobs and vegana so I can git hourny.
Girl: ok! (takes off clothes)
Guy: ooh Now I'm ready for sexy sex
Girl: Yay let me get my 13 inch strap on for your bleached butthole
Guy: (lubes himself up)

Girl: (Puts on strap on and is about to insert)... Oh MY GOD BABE IS THAT YOUR DINGLEBERRY ON YOUR BALL HAIR!!??
Guy: Well I did take a colossal shit 5 minutes ago.

Girl: I'm gunna lick it because I'm kinky. (Licks)

by THATTAWOOSHEESH January 15, 2018

dingleberry fisherman

a man who slides his hand down your asscrack into your anus, and is met with tiny shit crust when he takes his hand out. There are cases where the fisherman is also a dingleberry critic and will proceed to eat the tiny little friends he met

"Oh no! It's that dastardly dingleberry fisherman! Runaway, children get back into school"

"I want a man who isn't afraid to be a bit of a dingleberry fisherman"

"I met a dingleberry fisherman the other day. Now my butthole is mich bigger."

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020

Dingleberry Democrat

Dingleberry Democrat:
Those that fasten themselves to the ass of Democrat ideology, borne of the feasting on lies and corruption, no brain, bitterly clinging onto the host body, willing to accept and grow anything else coming from the waste-gate. Stubbornly clinging as the namesake John Dingell... he holds the record for longest-serving member of Congress in American history, representing Michigan for more than 59 years.

Different than yellow dog Democrats

Joe listens to the Legacy media and eats everything up insofar as it benefits the Democrat party, he is the definition of a Dingleberry Democrat.

by Trailboss60 January 27, 2023

dingleberries

those horrible little bits of shit that get left on your asshair if you don't wipe properly, yummy :)

'i was in the shower when i noticed lots of little dingleberries up my crack, must not be wiping properly'

by hickers January 29, 2008