critteris

Hairy female genitalia that look more like a critter than a clitoris. A bushy, unshaven beaver.

Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

Criterion

adjective used to describe something completely awesome; greatest of the great.

A nerd reference to The Criterion Collection, a company founded in 1984 that distributes "authoritative" consumer versions of important classic and contemporary films by many of the world's most important directors.

Mom, you've outdone yourself this Thanksgiving. That meal was totally Criterion.

Believe me, Sarah is a Criterion lay.

by cheecheejotchers February 27, 2009

Critler

The act of scoring a critical hit upon Hitler using a bomb.

In times of extreme bowel urgency one might find a pressing need to "critler" and relieve the pressure that comes before critting Hitler. One word can express this urgency accurately.

Q: "Dude where are you going?" A: "Critler."

*Flush* "Ahhh... Critler accomplished."

by Renegade65 March 30, 2010

CRITICAL INTROSPECTION

A wonderful and necessary tool for self-improvement that involves looking into the mirror and recognizing and accepting one's own faults and shortcomings so as to become more humble and less proud. Pride is a deadly sin, not a positive trait.

CRITICAL INTROSPECTION has made me understand what I need to improve about myself. As a result, others have become more tolerant of my presence.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

Life Critic

Having a uneducated bias on everything.

Life Critic is having a cynical or somewhat distorted view of life in general; a feeling of superiority over the general population.

by Boris Grishenko March 19, 2009

Critler

A critler is another way of saying, "I need to go crit hitler", or "The 50 cal is out of ammo...time to go crit hitler."

"Critting" refers to the act of dropping a duece or "bomb" in the toliet.

Critting got its meaning from RPG games, where you critical attack someone.

In this case you are critical attacking hitler with you're facilities...

The most common use of this word is on instant messaging, when typing out, I need to go take a crap is just not cool enough and/or takes too long to type out.

Hey *friend'sname* I need to go critler brb.

Critler

The 50 cal is out of ammo, going to try a different tactic.

I need to go crit hitler.

by silverfire675 March 29, 2010

Nostalgia Critic

A man who was once an internet God. Now, an internet punchline.

A: "Hey you want to hear a Joke"
B: "Sure"
A: "The Nostalgia Critic"
B: (Laughs)

by j@mbo February 10, 2021