Casterton School

Due to a change in circumstances, Casterton School is now currently on path to take over the world - in the words of Beyonce 'who runs the world...girls (girls). 5 new schools are currently being planned to be built, beginning 2014, across the United Kingdom. A further runway is being built at the Casterton School airport in order to accomodate the numerous outward journeys to their international schools, running the language departments in Madrid, Berlin and Paris as a result of finding a sack of diamonds in a time capsule in the Sixth Form Common Room ceiling, there is no longer any need for our shares in Gringotts.

After long deliberation with MGM studios they are currently filming the pilot season of MIC (Made In Casterton), guest starring former pupil Keith Lemon and the Spice Girls.
Upon entering Casterton School, new pupils are trained in first aid, given an engraved segway and assigned their own personal body guard resembling Ryan Gosling.
The Casterton School song, as of 12/06/13 will become the National Anthem. One heart, one way.

Casterton School changes their current situation

by John95 June 12, 2013

Carston

Carston is a guy who has a big dick that a lot of girls like. He is also known to have had sex with every girl in his school. Carston is a great player.

Toni “That boy Carston has a big penis!”
Katlyn “I know he showed me last week it’s HUGE!”

by Big name director May 2, 2019

Castenitis

A disease that transforms you into a North American Yeti. A North American Yeti is a harry all over except for the head, which is bald. They live in North America (duh!) and really like the Chicago Bears. They also argue a lot, and are ill tempered. They have bad manners, and will closeline you as well if they get angry, using their over developed forearms.

"Damn, I got Castenitis, there goes my social lfe"

"Call National Geographic, I found someone with Castenitis"

by Davo A. February 8, 2007

castafari

The greatest tournament fishing boat in the northeast. The crew will do anything to win.

Did you see the tiger shark the castafari brought to the weigh in at the shark tournament?

Yeah those guys can fish

by Canyon Man February 24, 2009

Carstrate

To revoke or remove one's access to their automobile.

John got caught drinking at Prom, so his dad carstrated him.

by eatchit April 2, 2009

Castanets

Hand held device used in flamenco dancing to make a tapping sound.

Flamenco dancers use their castanets to tap along with the music.

by controltouchmaster February 27, 2010

Caster-0

A smoke trick for glass pipes; blow the "O" as thick as possible and aim the carb to the side of the "O". Slowly inhale "O" through carb making a balloon shaped loop that flows into the pipe thus re-smoking the "O" through the carb. Aka the "Castro"

Mr. Caster was smoking the reefer the other day and I saw him take a huge hit and blew a psychedelic Caster-0.

by ironpikachu July 8, 2010