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castanets 

The female gentialia. Frequently found in conjunction with "tuna".
She had a great pair of tuna castanets.

Samantha was a keen player of the tuna castanets.
castanets by Indie Punk July 27, 2003

spam castanets 

She sure knows how to play the spam castanets.
spam castanets by donkey April 15, 2004

SPAM Castanets 

A Percussion instrument, of Spanish origin, comprised of specially prepared assorted meat slices worn between the thumb and four fingers.

They are mainly used in flamenco dancing and emit little to no sound when played.
Hey, I'll play the guitar, Pedro can play some Spam Castanets
SPAM Castanets by Gene! October 18, 2007

spam castanets 

London based word describing the labia or 'poon lippage'. Esp. of the dangly variety.
Geez 1: Whats her cootch saying the?
Geez 2: Boy, all good, but what a pair of Spam Castanets!
spam castanets by Ruthless 1 April 19, 2005
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Lilly: I'm in love with Cristian Castaneda, I think I wanna marry him one day.
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Lilly: I agree with both of you! Cristian Castaneda is the one and he is sexy!💑
Castaneda by Liliana E. May 18, 2018

Castaneda effect 

To do bare minimum at last minute, just to complete the task, usually ending up as a failure
Don’t get too relax or else you’ll develop the Castaneda effect.