cleptoglassiac

A person who suffers from the irresistible urge to steal glasses from drinking establishments.

Dude, I stuck three pint glasses in my bag last night! I didn't know that many would fit in there! I'm turning into a total cleptoglassiac!

by The Girl with Keliedescope Eyes May 2, 2008

cleptard

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"

the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.

by somdeluxe December 16, 2010

Cleter

Definition One: The name Peter Griffin but the P is replaced with a CL emoji

Definition Two: A name used to replace anything offensive

Definition Three: When you feel awkward, and don't know what to say

Example One:

Person 1: Do you want to come over, Fucker?

Person 2: It would be an honour, CLETER!!!

Example Two:

My crush told me to buzz off. Therefore, I responded by saying CLETER!!!

by Beter Fat August 9, 2018

Cletcha

School

I’m not going to cletcha today

by Wee loc’s December 24, 2021

Deep Cleated

when someone forces their foot into your rectum for your sexual pleaser, sometimes while wearing a shoe.

"dude i just deep cleated your mom"

by footpenetration August 24, 2011

Piss Clepto

A small bladdered fuck who can't stop taking pisses!

(Responding to a request to pull over at the next gas station...) "Hey! Piss Clepto! It's 5 miles up the road! This bitch rolls strong 'til we get there"

by Gadeanz January 25, 2015

Yeetus CLEETUS

A ryhme often used to represent the YouTube channel flamingo.

Person 1: YEETUS CLEETUS YOUR LEGS ARE DELETUS
Person 2: nooo :sob:

Yo wassup. Yeetus CLEETUS, your teeth are deletus.

by Propoopermitsy February 9, 2021