Crooked

Not completely homosexual but not one hundred percent straight.

That boy over there is crooked.

by Names of words of wordly words July 5, 2019

dick choked

The act of using your dick to control, silence a female; When a bitch won't shut up and you gotta choke her with ya dick.

My wife was running her mouth all night, thought she was real funny, until she got dick choked.

by I can't breathe March 30, 2015

crooked dick

a penis that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to jackoff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth

crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision

his crooked dick was cause for much embarrassing fumbling

by fucked up cock April 9, 2012

CrookedCross

A distant relative to Rurouni Kenshin, this man puts the "probe" into homoprobe and "fag" into homofag. Said to be more flaming than the A&M Bonfire, he populates the IGN Boards and spreads his homoprobic propaganda.

CrookedCross lieks menn.

by That guy. February 25, 2003

crooked-neck

a moronic flamer who can't talk right or hold his head straight up

Korba,k is such a crooked-neck

by Jason rosy July 3, 2008

Face-Crooked

The act of pirating ones way into someones Facebook account, then absolutely butchering it. It can vary from changing the relationship status to "Married to joey buttafuoco" or changing ones proflie picture to a giant douche.

Damn son, not again. I forgot to logout at the library and some monkey changed my profile picture to a close up of Michelle Obama's jibbs, she looks like Baraka from Mortal Combat.......face-crooked yet again....sigh

by tb2_nola August 21, 2010

Stacked like a crooked card game

1. when the Odds are against your favor
2. Rigged
3. A women with huge breasts.

Paul: "So did you win the Lotto?"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game

Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"

by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011