Chaucer

1) One of the most prominent figures in the history of English writing, widely regarded as the father of literature.
2) An English student who comes across as a bit of a tosser. Quite simply a pun on "Chaucer" and "tosser".

Guy 1: "Hey, did you read the last part of that sonnet? I was busy last night and didn't have time."
Ostentatious chap II: "My old bean - you foolish fool! I say, my old chap: do you consider your education such a trivial affair? Leave this most prestigious academy before you tarnish its name!"
Guy 3: "Man what a Chaucer."
Guy 4: "What the hell's a 'Chaucer'?"
Guy 3: "I don't know, it's a pun I just made up which I thought was clever. I should go add it to Urban Dictionary and pretend it's an actual thing to hide the fact I'm a bleeding idiot."

by Blatantly Foolish Toad June 23, 2016

Cancer

Slime videos and any people who try to entertain kids on youtube because they aren't funny. So essentially people who play fortnite and think they're good at it.

NIgga's who play fortnite are cancer

by NothingG.A.Y January 14, 2019

chesticular cancer

1. Breast cancer in males. Also known as "moob cancer".

"Bill went to the doctor the other day and they found chesticular cancer."

by Tcxi November 4, 2009

foreskin cancer

penis cancer lol

James: Whats up bro?
Mike: Not much my dog died of foreskin cancer.
James: Thats rad bro!

by cardoolol October 24, 2018

Imagine chancellor charter

A small school in the shape of an i where fake ass people go there teachers are bitches everyone talk behind everyone’s back, people say there gonna fight but never do, and the school lunch taste like LUNCHABLES DONT GO THERE:))

Thomas went to imagine chancellor charter, I felt so bad for him

by NBA youngboyy August 6, 2019

Ring in the new year getting cancer

To celebrate the new year at a bar that has poor ventilation and can easily be confused with Snoop Dog's recording studio due to the persistent haze of smoke.

"Man, I really don't want to ring in the new year getting cancer". Do we have to go to Dee's?"

by mp2009 February 2, 2009

soul cancer

When a certain set of circumstances bogs you down and makes you depressed or leaves you wanting to give up. A feeling of immense hopelessness or depression.

This town is starting to give me soul cancer.

by Seb A. November 26, 2007