harold camping

an old piece of shit that has a lot of money because he convinced people that he knows when the world is going to end. he has been wrong on all predictions, and there are more to come in the future.

Hey, i wonder when Harold Camping is going to give up on predicting the end of the world. Fourth times a charm?

by iwourtupofgegjairriwoirenvxm September 24, 2011

crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.

I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.

by C--money December 21, 2005

Camping World

An undeniably perfect place to have sex.

What'd you do this weekend?
Went to Camping World with this babe.
Holla!

by Kellie Jacobson May 16, 2005

Copping Dome

The receiving of a or multiple blow jobs.

Totally gonna be copping dome tonight, if ya know what I mean bra!
So ull be with that chica again bra?
Oh ya!

by ToastPirate March 3, 2009

Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.

Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"

by Kks_tits(limp) January 18, 2015

Copping deuces

To backpedal or take back what you said in Hope's of saving that ass from a whoopin

Stand by your word, Dont start copping deuces now that I'm here.

by anonymous March 29, 2021

one hand clapping

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.

Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012