Head Buffer

A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.

"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"

by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023

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Shuffle Buffer

When listening to a music library or playlist on shuffle, the songs you don't know well or would not normally listen to, are known as shuffle buffer.

I was listening to my music on random when I hit a shitton of shuffle buffer. Where the hell is the stuff I know?

by Codieaaron May 27, 2013

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Buffering

When you put your nose in a girl’s ass and inhale

I was buffering a girl last night

by LT FuzzyNuts April 20, 2018

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Buffer and chill

When you mess around with your partner instead of watching the video because the wifi is bad.

"Did you guys enjoy the movie?"
"Nah man, it was buffer and chill all night"
"Did you tap tho?"
"AYEEEE"

by SirRusky May 1, 2016

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When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.

I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!

easy out wing man third wheel savior

by Helladays January 28, 2016

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