Blast Beats

the coolest drum beat ever created, used primarily in death metal and grind-core.

i got the new cannibal corpse cd, some wicked fast blast beats on that motherfucker!

by deathofdeath January 13, 2004

bestsceneintheworld

9/24
We are sitting down stairs watching a movie. Ur laying between my legs head on my chest. I'm playing with ur hair. A sexy scene comes up and u look up at me and smile. We watch fora while then u start rubbing my thigh. You grab my hand and place it on ur chest. You turn around and we start kissing. U take off my shirt and rub my pecs and abs. I take off ur shit and roll u over so I am ontop. I kiss ur neck line and slowly go down lower and lower. I linger around ur belly button for a few seconds then pull of your pants with my mouth. U grab my hand and drag me up to my room. I pick u up and u put ur legs around my hips. I pull of ur bra and kiss between ur breasts. I use my tounge to play with ur nipples. I walk to my bed and fall on my back so ur ontop. U stand up and take off my pants. U rub ur tits up and down the bulge in my boxers. I pick u up and sit u ontop of me. U rub back and forth on my dick as I massage ur tits and rub ur upper pussy. I roll ontop of u and pull off ur panties. My tounge tickles ur clit as u pull my hair.
u arch ur back and mown with joy. U roll ontop so ur sitting on my face. After a few mins u stop me and move down. Slowly pulling off my boxers my dick springs out. U grab it and look at me with a naughty look. U lick the tip slowly then suck gently. Sucking harder and deeper I can't help but flex my stomach. After a short while I grab u and sit u just below my crotch. U look at me in the eyes and nod. I gently prod ur pussy not inserting yet. As u slowly bounce up and down Untill I pull u downfiully inserting my long hard dick. U arch ur back and scratch my stomach. I bounce u up and down faster and faster till u scream with pleassure and gush warm jiz over me. Gasping to catch ur breath we lay next to each other just holding =P

at the babyshower i experienced the bestsceneintheworld

by la uniqua que sabes December 28, 2007

beatstreet

For a person or an object or situation (etc.) to be on the street of "beat"; used figuratively. Beat is defined in this instance as being lame or boring.

"It's so awkward right now between me and my family after I walked out on Christmas."
"I know, it's beatstreet.

"My girlfriend just broke up with me and tore shit up in my apartment before she left!"
"Beatstreet."

"I hate you."
"Ugh! That's beatstreet, man!"

by why wasn't this defined yet? April 5, 2008

Jesus Beats

Jesus beats is a term used when music relative to the gospel of Jesus Christ is being played

Lecrae: I'm bumpin dees Jesus Beats whenever they seein me.
People lookin all confused, cuz every one of my tunes is screamin Jesus peeps

Anyone playing Christian music = Jesus Beats

by Audaciamusic June 13, 2011

Beats

A pre-organised sexual encounter between three or more men, often in park bushes or woodland areas. Commonly used phrase in Edinburgh, Scotland. Alternative phrases are "Meat and beats" and when there are only three men involved "Beef dinner for three."

"James was off on one of those sordid beats of his last night, the cocksucker."

by Alec Trevelyan October 15, 2006

moroccan beltsander

During anal, when one clenches their asshole so hard when the man pulls out he loses skin and yelps in pain.

*thrust thrust* *clench* *pull*

man: OWW!!!11 what the FUCK WAS THAT?!
person: joo got moroccan beltsanded

by kenzie March 27, 2005

Beets of Burden Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of Burden Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018