anus monkey 

it is a very rare disease mostly found in males. Its comes from monkeys that are found on the island of anus.
when you get attacked my an anus monkey you now have a monkey in your anus. There is no know cure for this rare disease and you can only supress the monkey for awhile. But if u do that there is a great risk that ur anus will explode.

anus monkey that lives in your anus and lives off shit.

anus monkey by kiedgs November 12, 2007

anus on fire!

During the course of pleasurable anal activities, the impact is so great which causes a heat rash around the outer and inner regions of the anus. It causes the hair that grows around and sometimes inside the anus to burn away. In the worst case the flames go all the way inside the anus and it turns black.

Ho lad, slow down or else it causes an 'anus on fire!'

anus on fire! by Friso July 20, 2006

anus thief 

One who steals asses.

the anus thief stole my rectum and spnincter!

anus thief by Eura Phagg November 26, 2006

Anus Weed 

The weed that grows out of your anus. DO NOT PLUCK!!!!!!! Resembles a patch of dandelions.

"I fell on my skateboard and scraped all of my Anus Weeds out!"

"I was totally going to get laid until she saw my excessively long anal weeds"

Anus Weed by Plucked Anus Weed February 7, 2010

anus raping buttsack

no defenition i think it sounds funny

john is an anus raping butsack

anus raping buttsack by Regrebenellos Nehpets August 30, 2003

anus fuzz 

The phenomenon in which the threads or material of your undergarments become intertwined within your hair of your ass crack, creating small, dense balls of fuzz. These then fall off when bathing or cleaning the anus, spreading themselves easily around the shower or bathtub. They can also be encountered within unfortunate instances of oral sex.

What the fuck, our shower is so fucking gross, I wish Alex did not have such bad anus fuzz.

Oh man, I gotta get outta these pants, I have major anus fuzz.

Dude, he went down on her, but she had a fuckload of anus fuzz, so he just bounced.

anus fuzz by Lionel Scott November 20, 2006

anus mcgee 

Little buttnut who smokes chocolate cigarettes and fondles himself over granny porn.

anus mcgee by bastardized bottomburp June 3, 2003