Wank worthy

Something e.g porn, photo, video etc. which is good enough for someone to use to masturbate.

She looks hot in that facebook photo, it's totally wank worthy.

by GPSK December 31, 2008

Worth its weight in gold

Something or someone that is of high value.

For instance if someone is worth their weight in gold to you, then in a literal sense (assuming that person is 150 lbs.) their value would be 2,847,000 USD. (Because gold is worth about 1,300 USD per Troy ounce)

The new financial controller I hired cut down our expenses by 26%. He is definitely worth his weight in gold.

What?! 15 bucks for a drink? What, is beer here worth its weight in gold?!

by RAEM November 11, 2013

diphthong-worthy

adj. When an action or statement elicits consternation in the form of that quintessential Jewish diphthong "oy!"

"Dina's OTD anecdotes are always very diphthong-worthy. As her friends, we feel the most effective way to shore up her tenuous o-girl status is through enrollment at an accredited seminary."

by The Raging Bull April 8, 2005

Stroke worthy

An attribute possessed by a subject who/which warrants a tribute act of masturbation.

Man, Rachel has such a stroke worthy ass. I ended up walking behind her yesterday and had to dash to he nearest jacks to relieve myself!

by ArtoDelFunceiro May 9, 2009

Theatre Worthy

A movie that is worth going to see at the theater, usually consisting of special effects.

"I can't believe we just paid $8.00 to see that movie, it wasn't even Theatre Worthy."

by ingenuityofkat June 9, 2009

Fuck Worthy

A person who is borderline attractive or ugly, yet is considered to good enough to have sex with.
A person who is backward and shy but one suspects that
there is an underlying, untapped, hidden wild nature in waiting.

After enough beers, by 3am most of the chicks left start to look fuck worthy.
Wendy in our office seem shy and reserved, but I bet she is a fuck worthy maniac in bed.

by badwsky October 3, 2009

Nobel-Prize Worthy

Said sarcastically to over commend an action or person who is really just average.

"Did you hear I passed my driving test?"
"Dude, that's Nobel-Prize worthy".

"I just cooked some awesome toast"
"Someone give that man a Nobel-prize"

by StewieGriffarino October 10, 2009