Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.
by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015
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Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
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Human Semen 8 litres
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Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres
Nut-tella Serves 1
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A once-popular system of telecommunications, in which the sender would contact the telegram service and speak their message over the phone. The person taking the message would then send it, via a teletype machine, to a telegram office near the receiver's address. The message would then be hand-delivered to the addressee. From 1851 until it discontinued the service in 2006, Western Union was the best-known telegram service in the world.
Hey, let's send Mom a telegram for her birthday! She just loves receiving that little yellow envelope.
by PBM19 January 16, 2008
Get the telegram mug.Telia has an amazing personality one that everyone looks forward too. Everyone misses her when she's not around. Strangers want to know her the minute she walks in a room. Everyone wants to be around her cause she lightens up the mood and cheers you up with something hilarious. Shes very very funny and rejects people who don't love America. She's naturally pretty.Shes brilliant, very smart and guys are afraid to admit they have a thing for her. Her friends admire her and her crazy-ness. She's is definitely not afraid to be different and at times her crazy-ness doesn't seem to have a limit.Despite all the wonderful things she is, Telia is always loved.
Telia: "God Bless You"
by FancyPants January 17, 2013
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by w00tster February 6, 2005
Get the teletubbies mug.She is beautiful with a great personality, very charismatic and knows what she wants. She doesn't take shit from anybody so don't test her. But on the other hand she is very loyal, the life of the party and a freak in the bed but only if you deserve it.
Boy 1: Aye you know Tela?
Boy 2 : nah who is she?
Boy 1: bruh she fine AF and her smile lights up the room you can't miss her.. there she go!
Boy 2: oh yes you right she definitely look like a Tela
Boy 2 : nah who is she?
Boy 1: bruh she fine AF and her smile lights up the room you can't miss her.. there she go!
Boy 2: oh yes you right she definitely look like a Tela
by IBoy789 March 14, 2017
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Telefrancais absolutely terrifies me.
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